hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

(via katelynnmariahh)

scrumptioushardfuck:

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You will be stupid. You will worry your parents. You will question your own choices, your relationships, your jobs, your friends, where you live, what you studied in college, that you went to college at all… If that happens, you’re doing it right. Ira Glass (via stay-ocean-minded)

(Source: wordsthat-speak, via theyeitherhate-or-theyonyourside)

backtonatureblog:

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